Here’s one bit of dating advice for men that actually works: learn to cook and be good at it. It impresses 90% of women. Mention this in your dating profile too. Don’t be shy.
If you get a first or second date (whenever she feels comfortable coming to your place), cook for her. It doesn’t have to be an elaborate meal, but it’s gotta be good. Most women love this and it’s a staple of romantic comedies because it fucking works.
How to write the best online dating profile.
Ha. No. Like a lot of advice that is written by women for dating, 99% of it would not work for men. Because in reality, women do have a much easier time finding interested parties — so much so that they can’t even see how much it fucking sucks for men getting zero matches/responses.
“Oh, poor me, I get so many responses I just can’t even sort through them! It’s so terrible!” Oh, cry me a fucking river.
If you’re a man most of the advice in this column would harm you, not help you. Don’t listen to it or the crickets will be even louder. With some exceptions — and this is not one — any dating advice given by a woman to man you can ignore or just do the opposite for best results. I read the whole thing, and yep, you can ignore nearly all of this if you’re a man as it will not help you.
There was a drug den for ducks raided recently near our place.
Yes, it was quite the quackhouse.
I love vegans and vegetarians, actually.
It just means more meat for ME. Aww yeah.
"Signing up for Mastodon is easy! Just choose a gidurble, then once you've lined that up with a clurpid, you'll be able to nerph all of your pladorps into a single gazingaboodle"
— Dave Brown (@dave_brown24) November 18, 2022
What kind of idiot can’t do that! Right?
being good at Twitter really has been like living in the future by a couple days in many respects – saved my partner and I from getting Covid early on https://t.co/OXSoMlPHCi
— Faine Greenwood (@faineg) November 19, 2022
To Twitter’s credit, same here. It did give the feeling of living a bit in the future if you can wade through the bullshit.
I’ve had normies ask me, “How’d you know that two days ago? I’m just seeing that on the news now.” And the answer is some obscure (actual) expert on Twitter said it was gonna happen and they were right. People like Zeynep make you smarter faster than any other possible source.
My Friends Tell Me I’m Out Of My BF League.
If you ever wonder why many men get bitter about women, this is exactly why. No, I am not (far from!) an incel, nor am I excusing their actions. But I understand how someone could get that way.
Many, many women are absolutely obsessed with male height. It makes men’s breast obsession look like a minor diversion in comparison.
(Ugh, I think I’ve gotten worse at writing in English as other languages have bled over. There’s only so much one brain can hold. Ah well.)
I love it when vendors try to bullshit me on calls and during demos.
I’m like, do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written. Man I always slam them down hard and they deserve it.
The first ten on today’s playlist:
The fuck-up wasn’t allowing Elon Musk to buy Twitter. No, the real fuck-up was allowing a company to control the flow of and dispensation of so much information and people being ok with that.
The reason I do not have a Twitter account is because I already didn’t want anything of mine in the hands of vulture capital firms and shady Saudi groups. All of you should’ve been concerned with that before 2010 rolled around when I first looked at Twitter and decided it was a big nope.
Twitter is and always has been a terrible company; it’s a company that should’ve been a protocol. And if it’s such a vital communications tool that hundreds of millions rely on, it should’ve been government-run. As usual, as they are prompted to, people get fed the propaganda and swallow it down without even attempting to think about it.
Most people want to be misled — and they nearly always get what they want.