Yeah, that paper was hilariously bad. Wrong in every possible way one could be wrong. Just damn, if you fail I guess fail all the way. And that paper is the Tsar Bomba of fail.
Day: August 1, 2024, 12:56 PM
Fixation
I do genuinely dislike that I make people look bad sometimes. But I like being competent. A few months ago our physical office had a problem I solved. Went onsite to do it. Another director noticed I’d solved it and said, “Wait, you’ve been here five minutes and it’s already fixed? Someone else has been working on that for months.”
Well, what can I say. I am that good. And also, I’ve just seen a whole damn lot, stretching back to the early 1980s. Seasoning makes me spicy as all hell but means I can troubleshoot something fierce.
Layon
This is just another stealth layoff mechanism. If you need the money, make them fire you; don’t quit. That way in most states you’ll get unemployment as it’s considered a constructive dismissal.
Crispy Peptide Chips
Hybrid Characters by Phil Langer, made with Gen-3 Alpha pic.twitter.com/gCsbfjq9Zr
— Cristรณbal Valenzuela (@c_valenzuelab) July 30, 2024
Alright y’all, somebody break out the CRISPR.
Eng my Geo
This Scientist Has a Risky Plan to Cool Earth. Thereโs Growing Interest.
I can guarantee we will be doing geoengineering in our future so it’s worth thinking about what we’ll do and how. Yes, it’s risky. However, the alternatives are even worse.
My version of this must involve space lasers. They can be Jewish or gentile space lasers; I care not.
OK Be
I know I’ve written a lot about the 90s, and I don’t intend to bang on about it again at length. But here’s how it was different than what has happened since: The 90s was the last decade where we thought everything would be ok.
Laborer
She is correct. I can (and do) say shit with no consequences like, “If anyone says I have to RTO, I’ll quit immediately with no notice period” and no one does anything because I’m a rare bird; good luck finding many people who can design and build a secure app services environment from nothing with poor documentation, can do compliance work, can from scratch create an entire enterprise networking environment with no assistance in a day or two, and that external customers ask for by name to attend meetings.
And so I can get away with a lot and bring in loads of dosh for the hours I do work. But you aren’t gonna be able to do that if you aren’t an expert in fifty-eleven different areas where a company would have to hire half a dozen people to replace you. And getting to that state is not in fact easy.
โMetaphysical Experimentsโ Probe Our Hidden Assumptions About Reality.
With a landmark launch, the Pentagon is finally free of Russian rocket engines.
The climate is changing so fast that we havenโt seen how bad extreme weather could get.
U.S. faces an upside-down housing market that favors the rich.
Delta says CrowdStrike IT outage will cost airline $500mn.
Webb confirms: Big, bright galaxies formed shortly after the Big Bang.
Starbucks sales tumble as customers reject high-priced coffee.
Why China Would Struggle to Invade Taiwan.
Yo No Quiero ChatGPT
Taco Bell Wants AI to Take Your Drive-Thru Order.
I don’t eat at Taco Bell, but the world continues to get worse unstoppably. I know this is a typical harebrained MBA “good” idea, but it’s obvious that the demand for this will be non-existent. I suspect this is more to push people to use the Taco Bell app for ordering rather than any real intent to use AI.
But that might be giving MBAs too much credit.