Mars, maker of M&M’s and Snickers, to buy Cheez-It owner Kellanova for nearly $30 billion.

I hope Lina Khan smacks this so hard these companies all end up on Mars. The last thing we need is more consolidation in our food system. And check this corporate gibberish.

“The Kellanova brands significantly expand our snacking platform, allowing us to even more effectively meet consumer needs and drive profitable business growth,” Andrew Clarke, global president of Mars Snacking, said in a statement.

“Snacking platform.” Ok, buddy. Anyone who says crap like that is no longer actually human. They have been replaced by marketroids. If those types didn’t control so much and wield so much power, this sort of thing would be funnier that it in fact is.