My most controversial opinion is that hardly anyone should own dogs and if they do, it should only be under these circumstances:

• Must have at least 5 acres of land to own a canine.
• Must not live anywhere incoporated (so no cities/towns).
• Must have $500,000 of medical liability insurance in case your dog attacks someone.
• Must have a dog owner’s license renewed yearly and be subject to mandatory inspections of the dog’s living conditions twice a year.
• If you receive more than two noise or aggression complaints, the dog is taken away.

None of this would never be made into a law or regulation anywhere because of all the dog-obsessed people. But should be.