Covidians grant the virus (SARS-CoV-2) that causes Covid magical powers it simply cannot have. And this is because it is not a retrovirus. It cannot “hide.” It cannot “come back.”

You’re either infected or not. The infection clears or it does not. They also grant it other magical superpowers too, of course, like the ability to end civilization. That was supposed to have been gone already due to Long Covid, by the way.

Buncha crazy-ass loons.