Day: December 5, 2024, 4:49 PM

Brain Infection

Chill Amusing, Trynabe Funny

Just got a call from Microsoft (scam) “support.”

I answered for some reason. Here’s how the fun transpired.

Fake MSFT: This is Nathan from Microsoft support and your computer has been detected to have malware and viruses and needs to be cleaned. Can I log in and help you out?

Me: Oh no! I also caught a virus from my computer. It just leapt out of the keyboard and straight into my brain. Check it: *makes beep boop noises*

Fake MSFT: Ah, uhhh, can you let me log on?

Me: To my brain? NO ONE WANTS TO GO IN THERE, THERE ARE MONSTERS! *louder beep boop noises*

Fake MSFT: *hangs up*

When I’m in the mood, I absolutely love fucking with scammers.

Rachel

Chill Movies

Which actor or actress in a horror movie nailed their role so perfectly that no one else could ever top it?

Catherine Chevalier as Rachel in Nightbreed.

She’s fantastic and both the film and her performance in it are nearly unknown. This is a movie worth seeking out if you’ve never seen it. It has a really, really different tone than movies made now, or even ones produced then. Like a lot of Clive Barker-invovled films, it’s grimy in a way that modern films just can’t seem to duplicate.

Desire the Sire

Chill Regular-ass Post

And about the below, those incel-like women, I 100% know those women did not want me. They were just upset that if they had desired me, I would’ve turned them down. They didn’t like knowing that I wasn’t an option if they changed their mind.

A little understandable and a little fucked up at the same time. People are indeed strange.

Standardly

Chill Regular-ass Post

Men why is society pushing so hard that if a man has standards it means he’s insecure?

That’s because women nearly completely control the dating market, and men having standards doesn’t benefit them individually or as a group. I have never in my life (outside of inhuman levels of bullying in rural North Florida) been as excoriated as I have when I’ve told women that I have a lot of standards that nearly no women meet.

Man, that pisses ’em off. I’ve even had friends get mad at me about that. I guess it’s an incel reaction but seen in a woman (where it looks a bit different).

My main, completely-inviolable standard is that I need someone intellectually close to my level. Otherwise, it’s not gonna work. And that automatically excludes 99.95% of humanity, but so what? The women included in that tend to be much more attracted to me than otherwise.

And no tattoos, of course. I mean, duh.