Just got a call from Microsoft (scam) “support.”

I answered for some reason. Here’s how the fun transpired.

Fake MSFT: This is Nathan from Microsoft support and your computer has been detected to have malware and viruses and needs to be cleaned. Can I log in and help you out?

Me: Oh no! I also caught a virus from my computer. It just leapt out of the keyboard and straight into my brain. Check it: *makes beep boop noises*

Fake MSFT: Ah, uhhh, can you let me log on?

Me: To my brain? NO ONE WANTS TO GO IN THERE, THERE ARE MONSTERS! *louder beep boop noises*

Fake MSFT: *hangs up*

When I’m in the mood, I absolutely love fucking with scammers.