I’m in the pedal to the metal phase of the project I am doing alone at work that would normally be undertaken by 8-10 people for a company of this size.

At another company I worked for (which was larger, but not enormously larger) we had 12-15 consultants going full-time on the same project for 18 months. And its cost was $1.5 million.

Not including my own salary, I’m doing it for less than $30,000 and in around six months. I’m a big bargain, in other words. We unicorns have shiny, resplendent coats and glorious horns. And we tend to be divas. But we also fuckin’ deliver.