This is why the first question on the Waffle House job application is, “Can you fight?”
What a place.
This is why the first question on the Waffle House job application is, “Can you fight?”
What a place.
Dang, we need to send a load of these carts of doom to Ukraine to help kick the Russians out. It obviously has advanced malevolent AI doing the targeting.
This will only work on the Mac, and has only been tested with an app called Context Menu1, and requires Imagemagick and other tools installed via Homebrew, and other things I’m probably omitting, but this is a little script I wrote that will work in the Mac context menu to automatically resize any image type you specify and output it with “-smaller” appended.
Here’s how it looks in my right-click menu:
And here’s my glorious code:
#!/bin/bash
for f in "$@"
do
# Get the width and height of the original image
dimensions=$(sips -g pixelWidth -g pixelHeight "$f")
width=$(echo "$dimensions" | awk '/pixelWidth:/ { print $2 }')
height=$(echo "$dimensions" | awk '/pixelHeight:/ { print $2 }')
if [ "$width" -gt 1200 ] || [ "$height" -gt 1200 ]; then
# Get file name without extension and the extension
filename="${f%.*}"
extension="${f##*.}"
# Output file name
output="${filename}-smaller.${extension}"
# Copy original to new file first
cp "$f" "$output"
# Resize and set DPI using mogrify
/opt/homebrew/bin/mogrify -resize 1200x1200\> -density 96 -units PixelsPerInch "$output"
else
# Show dialog with custom icon if image is too small
osascript <<EOF
set iconFile to POSIX file "/Users/quoderat/icons/10112-crying-cat-face-icon.png" as alias
display dialog "Image is too small, home slice." buttons {"OK"} default button "OK" with icon iconFile
EOF
fi
done
It should be noted that if you attempt to resize an image that is smaller than 1200 pixels width/height the script will pop up a dialog box that says, “Image is too small, home slice.”
Tune that puppy how you want. It has comments and it’s pretty obvious what it’s doing and how.
Post like "what on earth could a 20 year old and a 30 year old have in common" frustrate me because like. The answer there is "potentially literally everything about their lives except their age and what cartoons were airing when they were little."
— Murdered British Boy (@VerilyRosen) April 8, 2025
Great thread. That has always puzzled me in the extreme too, the contention that grown-ass adults can have nothing in common with even a pretty small age gap. As a refutation, I had more in common with my 70-someting-year-old great aunt when I was in my early teens than anyone else. That’s because we both read books, were curious about the world, weren’t wildly racist and thought in the same ways. (Alas, she understandably rarely visited North Florida but was one of the few in my family who actually liked me.)
And that sort of congruity across different ages is common in my experience outside of the context of family as well. For instance, I had tons more in common with the twenty-year-old intern I was mentoring at an old job when I was 42 than any of my same-age peers. Again, we had similar proclivities, we both were really into reading, and both had absurdist senses of humor. And we liked the same music. I could go on.
Romantically speaking, on net it’s almost certainly better off for both men and women to at least once or twice be in age gap relationships. You often can learn a thing or two and if you don’t, so what? Just not limiting yourself to a small dating pool is a huge benefit. Your person might turn out not to be born at the same exact moment you were.
This whole discourse is frickin’ demented.
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