Corporate said anyone within 50 miles of an office needs to return to office by May.

I told you all years ago WFH would not last. That’s because MBAs love control more than productivity or anything else; it is why they became MBAs in the first place. They’d demand RTO if it tanked productivity and profits by 90% (which in some companies it probably will, as you lose your best people immediately).

Without butts in seats and a kingdom of visible and compliant slaves to lord over, why even have a company?