“Butts in chairs” is such a terrible, MBA measure of productivity. It’s just worthless. But easy to measure, I guess.

How do I know? Because I routinely complete items and projects in two hours my peers need 2-3 days to do. And I’m not even trying that hard. My productivity is astronomically higher often. So why again is it important that I sit in that chair all day so it pleases some useless middle manager?

Won’t see me there ever again, nope.