These days, all it takes to be classified as a bully is being better at something than another person and saying so.
What a world. What a world, my friends.
These days, all it takes to be classified as a bully is being better at something than another person and saying so.
What a world. What a world, my friends.
My partner pointed out that the unnamed woman’s writing style in the dumpster fire I wrote about here is suspiciously similar to Katherine Dee’s own style. And you know what? I think she’s right.
I now not only believe that the post was fictional, but that Dee wrote it herself. And that seems only more likely after comparing more writing samples. The internet is funny sometimes.
It’s a small joy when you read something terrible by someone then see a picture of the writer and they have the stupidest haircut in world history.
Sometimes, recruiters take a glance at my rรฉsumรฉ, just for kicks. And sometimes, they don’t even try:
But with ChatGPT, anyone can be an attorney these days! Though I’m not sure what I’ll say when I’m in front of the judge and they ask me about the precedent I cited from Elmer Fudd v. Bugs Bunny. But hey, I can’t be disbarred if I was never barred in the first place!
Come on ChatGPT, let’s do this.
You are under “Virtual Arrest”!
Oh noes! Then I will do virtually nothing.
But I will laugh a lot if anyone attempts this shit on me.
Did not expect the left to so quickly switch to full copyright maximalism. They turned on a damn dime. Still wrong, no matter which side believes stupid shit.
I hate when people write “bare with me” instead of “bear with me.” I’m quite comfy, thanks. I’m not a prude but my clothes are staying on.
I’ve had enough! I’m done with this life!
People on r/scams crack me up sometimes.
At least they’re checking I guess, but they can get an email from “russianscam@scammy.net” that links to a website called iwillstealyourmoney.com and then post, “I got this email. Is it a scam? I can’t tell for sure.”
Hmm, I wonder.
I want to listen to a band called “Inadequate Transversal Mechanism.” I bet they’d be good.
Not sure why the bottom is cut off, but that’s the way I found it.
And this would be a better set of first date questions than most I’ve been on, for sure. The most fuckable Great Lake is definitely Lake Ontario, though. It’s half-Canadian, so it has a slight hint of exoticism, but it’s still safe (won’t steal your car, will say “sorry” a lot).
Here’s a good song and video about the vapidity of first date conversations (en Franรงais):