Loopiness

Exactly.

And repeat after me kids: 🎵 All data centers are closed loop! Na na na, all data centers are closed loop! 🎵

All the carping and complaining over nothing; a misdirection you all fell for. Be less stupid. Please. 

Female Inceldom

There’s nothing more delicious than watching women complain bitterly that they are unable to date the men they want to date because they chose to get a bunch of shitty tattoos.

It’s female inceldom in action. And there’s nothing more pitiful than watching someone blame everyone else for their self-caused failures and their own dumbass choices.

Love it for them.

Sense and Sensitivity

What’s some crazy facts about men/the male body that women wouldn’t know?

Men’s penises are not nearly as sensitive as women imagine them to be. Almost every woman I’ve ever met severely, absurdly overestimates the “resolution” of sensitivity there.

They imagine the penis is like a fingertip. It’s more like the back of your calf, but even less sensitive than that. Yes, it can and does experience pleasure but there’s no “resolution” to it. So, no, often we cannot tell when the condom comes off during sex. Not without looking.

Hell, with a woman that’s turned on enough sometimes I can’t even tell if I’m inside her or not. And I’ve got more than average going on down there.

Why do women have such insane ideas about penis “resolution” sensitivity? I can’t even hazard a guess as to that one.

Party of None

True. I have a friend who is very extroverted, extremely quick-witted, beautiful and fearless. When I step away from her for five minutes she makes three new friends. I have no idea how. I simply couldn’t do what she does no matter how hard I tried. Even ignoring all the other things working against me, I’d be utterly exhausted within 10 minutes of living like she does. I mean it — I’d be dead tired and my brain would shut off.

When people good at meeting people give others advice, it’s kind of like when women give men dating advice. Both are completely useless.

The last time we hung out, my friend got us invited to a sex party by chatting to a woman at the next table at an Italian restaurant. We did not go, but that was funny.

Lasering

To destroy the earth (overcome its gravitational binding energy) with a space laser, you’d need around 375 trillion petawatts over 10 minutes.

That’s about 1,000x the total output of the sun over the same timeframe. If you could focus 100% of the sun’s output energy on earth, it’d take about 7 days to destroy the planet.

Just so you know.

Gap Many Years

Yep. Female intrasexual competition is fucking vicious. Male intrasexual competition is nothing in comparison. It basically disappears after 19-20 or so anyway. But for most women, it’s bloodsport for life.

Nearly all of the “age gap” nonsense is intrasexual competition. The rest is just jealousy and envy. About 0.00001% (likely less) is concern for anyone’s well-being.

Pancake

Heh. Exactly. Biking is a dangerous hobby because in the US we made different choices about how to organize our transpo infrastructure as compared to some rinky-dink European town.

Make adult choices about it, STFU, or get pancaked. Anyway, most of the US is unpleasant or untenable to ride a bike in 60% of the year. Right now, it’s 92 outside where I live and will get up to 98 later in the day. I’m resilient to heat and no way I’d ride in that.