Great, just what we need. Now we’ve added spontaneous human combustion to our list of problems.
Amusing
Tuned Out
HELP – Deployed Firewall Policy To Block All Outbound Traffic.
No testing of such a consequential change? Love it. I don’t believe “accidentally” at all.
And no local admin? Clownish setup. Sometimes it is fun to see how bad a lot of my competitors in my field are.
Anai
How to tell if a picture is AI.
Ha! Not to mention that the face is based on Ana de Armas’s.
Party
Rest Of Party Thanks Fucking God 2 Guys Who Like Etymology Found Each Other.
This article is about me and I do not like it.
Just wait till we get going on etymology and epistemology at the same time. Y’all ain’t never seen a party like that.
Pants Chance
Woman Friend of mine: I like that you’re my friend and visit me even though there’s no chance we’d ever have sex.
Me: No chance?
Friend: Why, are you interested?
Me: No. Sex is a lot of work at the best of times and I’m tired. I just wanna chill, really.
Friend: Then why do you care if there’s a chance or not?
Me: I like optionality! I don’t want to rule anything out.
Woman: Ok. There’s a trillionth of a trillionth percent chance.
Me: Ok, much better!
(This wasn’t confrontational. We’ve known each other quite a while and we were both joking around in a much longer conversation about how men and women relate and misunderstand one another.)
ACP
company wants me to fly out on my dime for a job interview to prove dedication.
And the answer to that is hell to the fuck no.
Though I might fly there to laugh in their faces and piss in their air conditioning vents. That sounds like way more fun.
L and L
I have seen hell…it was a job interview.
Another case of a company just wanting free work. I’ve seen more of this in the past few years. If this happens to me, I am going to definitely produce something that will blow up production if they use it.
And then I shall laugh and laugh.
Mask Effect
I’m doing a lot of eugenics lately since I work out often. I plan to do some more eugenics tomorrow (today is rest day).
Also, Covid has not done a thing to me. Absent another pandemic, I’ll never mask again.
Bear Arms Barely
— Retro Firearms (@RetroFirearms) February 16, 2025
Also known as the North Florida minimum load-out.
My dad would also have a snubnose .38 in an ankle holster (no, I am not making that up).
Horror Trope Tripe
You can’t get a Home Depot credit card with feral man-child listed as your occupation.
You could back before the Great Recession.
But that line made me laugh.
Flavor to Savor
Goes great with everything!
Eight State
I'm so old that I'm still kind of scared to put spaces in file names
— Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc (@JasonKPargin) February 14, 2025
A file name with more than eight characters? That’s crazy talk!
Tant
Almost anything that makes the degrowthers cry is a net good.
Let’s really make them throw tantrums. Let’s build all kindsa amazing shit. We shall bathe in their tears.
Defen
The Russian government never lays off its staff.
As long as there are windows around, no layoffs are needed. Hey, it’s a system that works for them.
Bald
Funny how semaglutides definitively proved the 99.9% of the garbage the Fat Acceptance movement spewed was comforting balderdash. You know, all that about “calories don’t matter” and “I only eat 800 calories a day and still gain weight” crapola.
All false. As anyone sane knew. But Ozempic etc. showed it beyond doubt.