Living piously vs. living deliciously:
Easy choice, right?
Amusing
Just Saved
I just saved my partner 15-20 minutes of work and somewhat-difficult effort because I have long-ass chimp arms.
So they do come in handy sometimes.
Excess Success
If you know what you’re doing, you can achieve many things that people believe cannot or should not be done. And be perfectly fine.
Then they get angry at you for succeeding. And I love that for them.
Series
They are selling some interesting stuff on Etsy these days.
It’s amazing that hasn’t been taken down yet, but I think Etsy just does not give a crap anymore.
CGo
Is there a part where they dance? I saw some thrashing, flailing, and perhaps medical issues. Ok, ok, I should not make fun. I am a terrible dancer, though I do have way more rhythm than that.
And they are doing things with friends, which is more than can be said for Gen Z.
Bad Grade
Scientists have found a way to ‘tattoo’ tardigrades.
No, not the tardigrades! 
Can’t there be one thing in the world not blighted by ugly tattoos. I’m surprised actually that clowns haven’t started tattooing their pets. They probably would if they weren’t covered in fur.
Tattoos are just the worst trend ever.
Sir This Is an Arby’s
Your time on earth is pain. Increase the suffering with some inedible slop.
Top of the Line GE
MAGA 2016: "FUCK YOUR FEELINGS"
MAGA 2020: "FUCK YOUR HEALTH"
MAGA 2024: "FUCK YOUR FACTS"
MAGA 2025: "FUCK YOUR ECONOMY, YOUR CONSTITUTION, YOUR HUMANITY, AND FUCK AMERICA TOO"— Kevin Gaughen
(@gaughen) April 27, 2025
That’s about the size of it. I hope they like their refrigerator boxes by the side of the road.
Room With a G
Modern feminists are so damn brain-damaged. Unlike them, I prefer to presume women have agency. If you posit something else then you are simply not a feminist.
I’m in my 40s. I’m fit and have money. And the vast, vast majority of women who express any interest in me are in their 20s. A few in their 30s. Almost zero in my own age group. Are those twenty-three-year-olds grooming me? It’s so funny how far reality diverges from what feminists want us to believe is happening in the world.
And no, I am not doing anything about it. I love my partner, I’m tired, and I want to read my books. But if I were on the market it’d be vastly easier for me to be with a girl in her twenties than someone my own age. They are the ones who show up1!
Found
Sister, I found her! It is possible. Keep hope alive; the dream is real.
Uemp
It’s amazing that in places like Reddit clownishly incorrect comments get upvoted. It’s as if people have an allergy to anything being even vaguely right and to reality itself. Like this asinine comment.
Unemployment in the US reached 10.0% in October 2009.
I care more than anything about having the actual, real data in my mind. And being right. I have no problem admitting when I am wrong as that leads eventually to being correct. But I just cannot tolerate clueless clownishness, which is the mode most people seem to operate in.
I want no part of that which is why I do not enjoying being around people in general.
Which Year
I knew I’d be very good at this, but it’s fun. How I did:
WhichYear 4/20/25
4795 pts (top 3%)
avg. years off
(And no, I did not cheat. Or even really try that hard.)
Willis
Who is aware that Bruce Willis made music in the late 80s?
Alas I am aware. I was there when it happened. It still haunts me to this day.
Path
Someone made a pathetic attempt to out-troubleshoot me today.
LOL, as if.
I smoked ’em. More importantly, I fixed the problem. And it was a complicated one that involved cable modem issues, incorrect IPv6 DNS servers, HubSpot, and some other associated crap.