Now that we seem to be coming back to the idea that biological sex is real, maybe we can also declare that most men aren’t in fact crazed rapists and that men’s sexuality isn’t threatening by default? That’d be nice.
WTF
Cola War
I think I speak for all cola-blooded Americans when I say this would never stand here.
From our cold, refreshing hands https://t.co/Dc4bH3BO59 pic.twitter.com/llStheiifa
— Misha (@drethelin) October 12, 2025
What the hell is going on in that country?
Doggedly
Dogs are really odd when you think about it.
We bred a race of slave animals genetically predetermined to love us unconditionally. I mean, that’s pretty fucked up.
What the Dickens
One interesting response to this piece is the number of people who have told me that the Dickens passage American university students were unable to understand in the famous study of reading comprehension is absurdly difficult. I really don’t think it’s that hard. https://t.co/a3lVVFCzbQ pic.twitter.com/gZLPdhDJWy
— James Marriott (@j_amesmarriott) September 23, 2025
That is an extremely easy passage, I agree. In a normal world I’d consider that to be what 4th-6th graders should be able to handle.
We do not live in that world.
There is just nothing very complex or intellectually challenging there, especially if you can use Google. That university students in the US cannot make sense of it is fucking appalling and an indictment of us all.
D-Fens
% of people who say that they would defend their country.
Germany is simply mind-blowing, people there lost the traditional values. No wonder that German economy and society are collapsing, if Germans are not even willing to defend their families and country. What happened? pic.twitter.com/4ujTlOkrsI
— Michael A. Arouet (@MichaelAArouet) September 23, 2025
A people that pathetic perhaps deserves to be Islamicized.
Dang that’s sad.
130K
“Google failed me in two ways.”
Google did’t fail you. You failed yourself by being a huge fucking dumbass. You created your own problem and got scammed. It was no one’s fault but your own. Clownish.
Do dumbass stuff, dumbass consequences occur.
Aspersion Dispersion
I know it’s popular to cast aspersions on Gen Z (I do it myself), but that’s very normal amount of time in which to expect a promotion from entry level. If I were in an entry-level role and I had not been promoted after two years, I’d be looking elsewhere. After two years you’re no longer entry level. Even if it’s just a bump from, say, tier 1 helpdesk to tier 2, two years is well more than enough time to learn a job and all its ins and outs. An exceptional person can do it in 9-12 months and also should be promoted.
This has always been true, by the way; this is not some weird Gen Z expectation.
Ring Fling
Man was observed on a family’s Ring camera licking a doorbell for three hours.
Hey, everyone needs a hobby.
Unbeerlievable
just heard an older guy refer to a 12-pack of beer a night after work as a "normal amount"
excuse me?
— Hunter📈🌈📊 (@StatisticUrban) March 25, 2025
I once witnessed my mom drink two 18-packs of Coors Light (her preferred poison) in about three hours. Yes, that’s 36 12-ounce beers. And yes, that’s fucking insane.
By the way, she was 5’2″ and weighed maybe 140 pounds.
Ima Head Out
Some people just want nightmares to be reality.
Well, I hate everything about this.
Putin Up With It
Among other things, annexing Canada would be a huge step towards Hillary Clinton's dream of "a hemispheric common market with open trade and open borders."
— Connor O’Brien (@cojobrien) March 14, 2025
Exactly. One “easy” way to have open borders is to build a huge damn empire.
Which I guess is one of the reasons Ian Welsh and those types are such Putin fans? I can’t find any valid reasons so I am just spitballing here. Worshipping Putin is both gauche and embarrassing. It’s the lefty equivalent of being a right-wing edgelord. In a way, it’s just pitiful.
But I have no pity because unlike Mr. T, I do not pity the fool.
No Scoot No Shoot
deploying the scooter reserves to encircle even more ukrainian troops pic.twitter.com/Us0KuxYf5N
— imi (m) (@moklasen) March 14, 2025
Are they fucking serious with this shit? Did someone send them out there like that as some sort of cruel joke?
As I’ve said before, if this is what “winning” looks like I’d hate to see what form losing takes.
The Force of Joy
‘Forced Joy’ Is a Miserable Corporate Trend.
That’s appalling. Someone needs to liberate Luigi and let him have a crack at clown CEO Brian Niccol.
Flipping Out
What could go wrong while driving on a beach.
This could be a new Olympic sport. Only slightly less dangerous than all the insane crap Olga Korbut used to do back in the day.
Anne of Denmark
Tattoos do not look good on either gender, but they are the worst thing to happen to women aesthetically speaking since this popular fashion during the early 17th Century:
The scoop neck is ok, but everything else there is terrible. Just like tattoos. What a sad blight. And combine that with near-ubiquitous obesity and…yeah. It’s bad.